T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, #notevenamouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that #StNicholas soon would be there.
You know how the rest goes #noreasontobother.
But if you were here (or just reading) Merry Christmas #I'dhollar!
Go on to your families, go on with your #cheer,
And celebrate together that Santa’s #almosthere!