September 30, 2015

#HASHTAGHUMPDAY | The One with Ooooze

Are you grossed out already? I mean you should be by the post title right?

Don't worry I'll try and keep it PG rated for my weak stomached friends.

Trust me it's not as bad as you think.

Before we get into what's oozing, go say high to my partner in crime, Lauren @Genuinely Lauren. Give her some love why don't ya?

#Hashtaghumpday @ Life with Lolo

 First a little business. Here’s the scoop:
  • Each Wednesday create a post about what’s going on in your life and #hashtag each item or story. See an example HERE. Be as creative as you want! 
  • Grab the button and include it in your post
  •  Link up so we can all #creep on you and find out what’s new/funny/awesome /shitty in your life.
  • Comment on at least one other blogger’s post from the link up (someone you don’t already know!) if there even is anyone who links up…
  •  Share on all your social sites with #hashtaghumpday
  • Have fun! #hashtagtheshitoutofeverything #whocaresifitsarealhashtag


Alright, let's do this thing.

First off, I did finish my half marathon this weekend. More on that tomorrow.

Ok, now to the oozing.

After above mentioned half marathon I was a little loopy the rest of the weekend to say the least, or at least that's what I'm blaming this on. That, or my over-developed competitive nature #imustwineverything #giveit110% #nosuchthingasgoingtoofar

Sunday night, I had my usual co-ed softball game, during the eclipse which was badass (but that's neither here nor there). After a decent hit and two runners batted in, I was rounding first, and got about half way to second, also known as the point of no return #ohshithesgonnathrowmeout

So naturally the competitive, loopy me went for it, hard into second base, and slid (with good technique mind you) right into the tag #fuckimout #atleasttwopeoplescored

The issue with this (besides being out?)?? I had on little running shorts, no sliders and no other protective gear #yeahthatwasdumb #whatwasithinking #iwasntthinking

Insert road rash. And bruising. And all the hurts. No, seriously, this was the worst pain I have experienced in a long, long time. I did my best to be a badass and didn't even rinse it out or whine about it the rest of the game #butimighthavebeenlimping #nopainnogain

I got home and cleaned it out and iced my ass cheek. That's a new form of classy, let me tell you #assicing #dowhatyougottado

To put this in perspective (and to not gross you out with a photo, which I have, if you wanna see it) I have a huge scrape on my right ass cheek/thigh, the size of my face. As well as some on my right shin #roadrash #asbigasmyface #fml

Monday I was all set to take a sick day because hello, how the hell am I supposed to sit on this pain in my ass for 8 hours? Instead, the BF gave me all the grief and told me to grow up and get to work #getsomestrawsandsuckitup

So I did. And guess what was happening about an hour into work? My booboo was OOZING through my leggings. Yes I wore leggings because real pants = ouch at this point. The scab was litterally spotting through my charcoal leggings. I know what you're thinking - why didn't you cover it up? Because who has bandages the size of their face at home?! #NOONEITELLYOU #plusiwasntgoingtogotoworkremember

At lunch I drove to Walgreens and bought some bandages and copious amounts of ibuprofen. #problemsolvedsortof #atthispointimsooverit

But seriously, I should have just taken Monday off. This shit is too much to deal with this week. Oh, and yes, it's STILL oozing #maybeishouldseeadoctor #butaintnobodygottimeforthat

And that's the really long story about the road rash on my butt. #yourewelcome

Happy Humpday friends. Send me and my ass good vibes would ya?

Don't forget to link up! Double your fun and join in with Alanna too!

Alanna & Company

post signature


  1. I mean only you, right? ;) As we say in our house: put some beer on it. Booze cures everything, from broken hearts to broken butts. Take care girl! Hope you get better soon!

  2. yikes!!!! i hope it heals fast. and drink wine because we all know that wine makes things much, much better.

  3. Oh no, that sounds so painful!! Hope it heals up quickly!

  4. Ouch ouch ouch! I hope it's getting better now. I love the hashtag #assicing!

  5. Noo! I played softball and remember the ooze! Best of luck to a smooth healing process!

  6. I agree with Kathy... drink something for the pain!! Ouch, I hope it heals quickly!!! I tried to put my link here but I guess work computer is cock blocking me. Wahhhh... but I did link up lol

  7. Yuck, oooze! But, glad you got the scare playing sports and being a badass! Wine makes everything better.

  8. Oh my gosh... OUCH is all I gotta say with every confession.

    Cant wait to hear about the half marathon!

  9. This just sounds painful, I can't imagine how it really actually feels! Hoping it heals quickly for you!

  10. Oh my goodness, that sounds so painful! Hope it gets better soon!

  11. Oh no, that sounds just awful!!!! I totally would have stayed home on Monday! You had a legit excuse. Boys are way bigger babies than girls are. I would love to have seen one try to work on that all day!

  12. Ummmm I'm gonna need to see the picture! I watch Grey's Anatomy so I'm pretty much a Doctor.... bahaha

  13. Did you guys have those little scooter things in PE in elementary school that you sit on and roll around? Once, someone crashed into me when I was sitting on one and I had ass ooze too. Yours sounds like it's probably worse though. I totally would've wanted to take a sick day too! Hope you feel better soon!!

  14. Holy hell, that sounds AWFUL and super painful! Boyfriend should've totally let you hang out at home because c'mon, your badass self deserved a much needed break. I hope it gets better ASAP!!

  15. Lolol. I feel sorry for you but I laughed throughout. You are freaking hilarious girl. ;-)

  16. Lolol. I feel sorry how to make money online
    for you but I laughed throughout. You are freaking hilarious girl. ;-)

  17. I'm really impressed about the info you provide in your articles. If you want to invest in suits and be stress-free, then you should shake hands with us. We are providing great clothing in the most reasonable price range that you wouldn’t find anywhere else. Put your trust in us as your supplier since we are the prominent printed stickers uk You can rely on us for the clothing problems we assure you we will never let our customers down.

  18. Amazing insight you have on this, it’s nice to find a website the details so much information about different artists.
    cigarette packaging boxes

  19. Hello, I want to subscribe for this web site to take most up-to-date updates, thus where can i do it please help out.
    custom candy boxes

  20. Attractive information on your blog, thank you for taking the time and share with us.
    brown bakery boxes

  21. Thank you! In our industry, we know that you only get a few crucial seconds to make a good impression and engage potential customers. We aim to help you make the best of it!
    Custom Stickers

  22. Present your products in the best quality custom printed boxes. Custom boxes make it easy to design and create beautiful custom printed boxes UK. Are you looking for Buy Packaging Boxes with Custom Packaging Boxes at wholesale prices? We offer a huge variety of custom packaging boxes at your doorstep with free shipping.
    Custom Boxes

  23. Nice post, keep up with this interesting work. It really is good to know that this topic is being covered also on this web site so cheers for taking time to discuss this! Healthy lunch Ideas

  24. Wow! Such an amazing and helpful post this is. I really really love it. It's so good and so awesome. I am just amazed. I hope that you continue to do your work like this in the future also
    Transparent stickers

  25. I am certainly making the most of your site. You unquestionably have some extraordinary knowledge and incredible stories.
    embossed stickers

  26. I always appreciate quality content, Thanks to you for sharing such post.
    Ask Questions Get Answers

  27. Hi! Great work. I feel nice to be here reading your authentic work.
    Custom Sticker

  28. Fine information, many thanks to the author. It is puzzling to me now, but in general, the usefulness and importance is overwhelming. Very much thanks again and best of luck!
    new birthday wishes
    Custom Packaging Boxes

  29. Please continue this great work and I look forward to more of your awesome blog posts.
    Printed Labels
    Custom Stickers
    Instant Printing Service

  30. hi i just started following your blog and I’m really impressed with it.! custom craft packaging boxes

  31. A great answering service script is also helpful in that it serves to answer the caller’s questions, concerns, or needs. Printed packaging

  32. This was a fantastic, positive and helpful article. Thank you so very much for taking the time to lay out the realities. I am deeply grateful. printed boxes usa

  33. Keep it up, you've got a massive amount of potential. Great writing! custom boxes for business