June 18, 2014

Ten Years to Dodging, Ducking, Dipping, Diving and Dodging

In case you didn't know, one of my favorite movies celebrates it's 10 year anniversary today.

 DODGEBALL!

It was released on June 18, 2004. Does anyone else feel old???

By the way, if you hate Dodgeball, we can't be friends....

Even USA Today Life is doing  a little something to celebrate. Check it out:

10 'Dodgeball' quotes to celebrate 10 years of dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.


Thank you USA Today, but you missed a few (or more than a few)...

There are just too many Patches O'Houlihan moments you can't forget

"I love the smell of a queef in the morning"


"Those men and that muff-diver believe in you."
 
"That dike can throw"

"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there."


"Tomorrow, we're gonna pecker-slap those Globo-Gym bastards!" 

"My sweet dick, it's magic!" 

"Necessary? Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No. But it's sterile and I like the taste."


"If you wanna have dodgeball victory, you gotta grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission. That's the only way."

"You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop"


Are you laughing yet?

I can't wait to pop this into the DVD player tonight to celebrate.

Peace.
 Just kidding, love you all! Don't forget to enter to win the $100 VS gift card!

TTFN,
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