Sometimes you just want a margarita dammit.
And then you think to yourself, I'm25 26, if I want one there's nothing stopping me.
And then you think to yourself, I'm
STEP ONE | Decide you want a margarita (easy peasy)
STEP TWO | With wet hair and no make up, put on your yoga pants and a sweatshirt and head to your nearest liquor store (or grocery store if you live in one of those cool states)
STEP THREE | Take entirely too long combing the shelves deciding what you want to buy
STEP FOUR | Purchase cheap tequila and some no sugar added margarita mix
STEP FIVE | Arrive home and select the largest capacity drinking cup you have (mason jars are preferable). Salt the rim, and add ice
STEP SIX | Measure out 3 shots of tequila, add to jar, top with mix till full
STEP SEVEN | Add a pink straw, because your basic
Margarita for the win.
ReplyDeleteAlso... if going out in yoga pants is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Can I still be a basic white girl if I wear leggings (as pants, duh) and knock off uggs? Just gotta make sure :)
ReplyDeleteI have been craving one for weeeeeks! I cant wait until the a baby comes out so I can have one!!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT. margs for days.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like something that I need you this evening! And possibly tomorrow as well!
ReplyDeleteAdd a pink straw because you're basic - lol!!! Basically...
ReplyDeleteAlthough, if I have a margarita they have to be flavored. I dont like the regular ones :)
I haven't had a margarita in sooo long (too long!) - this has my mouth watering. This weekend might be time to pull out my Margaritaville blender!
ReplyDeleteI literally laughed out loud reading this. I love it. I went out on Sunday for National Margarita Day, but I had to wear makeup and real pants. This would have been much easier.
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