March 12, 2015

When I Get Married

**This post is brought to you by my Pinterest Fantasies and is in no way factual or relevant**



I need to start out by saying, no, I am not engaged, and no, I'm not getting married anytime soon.

But yesterday I was browsing ThredUp and saw these shoes and I immediately thought, ooooh those could be my wedding shoes!

Crazy thought for an unengaged, mostly non-crazy girl right? 

But the truth is us unmarried gals have those thoughts all the time and we do have our weddings "planned" in our brains, according to Pinterest. Which, we all know, is a fantasy land of make believe DIY projects and failed misguided attempts at them.

A girl can dream though right?

When I get married I will...

+ wear THE best pair of shoes, because I'm a shoe person, that's my jam

+ wear my dream dress on my dream body that appeared despite cheeseburger and beer consumption

+ have gorgeous thick hair due to the extentions I'm going to buy

+ sport lushes lashes because I'm going to get lash extensions, duh

+ have magazine ready photos taken because the hubs and I will be that attractive

+ hold the most beautiful, textured, colorful, custom bouquet as I walk down the aisle
 
+ wear a pretty polka dotted viel 
 
+ have an unforgettable "first look" that proves my man loves me

+ give mini customized liquor bottles to all our wedding party

+ have gorgeous weather, zero clouds and 75* temps, because I said so

+ have the perfect first dance song for me and my man

+ cry rediculous alligator tears during my father-daughter dance

+ smash our fanchy-schmancy cake all over my new hubby's face

+ eat whatever I want and not feel like my dress is tight

+ dance to Honky Tonk Ba-donk-a-donk because I can, and I will

+ drink a beer with a koozie because I'm classy like that

+ be able to thank and talk to everyone who attends

+ have the best day of my life


Like I said - dreams ok?


What makes your Pinterest/Fantasy wedding list?


Linking up my randomness with Joey.
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TTFN!

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16 comments:

  1. Love this! That dress is beyond gorgeous and would look fantastic on you. We had koozies as our party favors and they we're a huge hit!

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  2. Oh man! That dress and that veil! I ALMOST regret not wearing a veil... almost. I would have totally worn that polkadot one!

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  3. Hahaha I love this! I constantly browse Wedding boards on Pinterest even though I'm as single as single can be right meow. I tell myself its to prepare for my upcoming MOH duties to make myself feel better... LOL

    Also, can I be on the guest list to this fantasy wedding?

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  4. Hahaha I love this! I constantly browse Wedding boards on Pinterest even though I'm as single as single can be right meow. I tell myself its to prepare for my upcoming MOH duties to make myself feel better... LOL

    Also, can I be on the guest list to this fantasy wedding?

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  5. hahaha I love this! It sounds like your Pinterest wedding is going to be the bomb.com :)

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  6. oh I have already mentally designed my wedding koozie + I don't even have a boyfriend -- let alone an engagement ring. he's just gonna have to deal with that one, because it's going to be awesome. for sure.

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  7. bahah this post idea is amazing. sounds like a wedding i want an invite to!

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  8. Such a pretty wedding you have here!!! It is crazy how Pinterest has everyone thinking about weddings, perfect showers, baby announcements and gender reveals. It gives so many great ideas, but also puts a lot of pressure on people these days to have everything so perfect!

    I love those shoes, dress, and those fun liquor bottles! Pinterest will make you change your mind about 586 times between now and then! That is what Pinterest does :)

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  9. OMG this is hilarious and confirms that we are best friends from afar.

    "+ drink a beer with a koozie because I'm classy like that" < duh, of course

    "+ wear my dream dress on my dream body that appeared despite cheeseburger and beer consumption" < right?! Get it, gurl.

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  10. OMG this is hilarious and confirms that we are best friends from afar.

    "+ drink a beer with a koozie because I'm classy like that" < duh, of course

    "+ wear my dream dress on my dream body that appeared despite cheeseburger and beer consumption" < right?! Get it, gurl.

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  11. I'm as single as it gets and hardly even know if I want to get married somedays, but for some reason I find myself pretty much knowing random details about my possible future wedding planned out. It's always the weirdest things too. I think your wedding sounds like it will one day in the future be very pretty :)

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  12. Lol custom wedding dress is what I dream about and a unique engagement ring which the boyfriend has been clued in on already. :) Otherwise, I want it very low-key and non-traditional. I am not paying $x/head to feed others, I'm cheap. I prefer to put that money towards a gangster honeymoon or a home. :) Keep dreaming though, it's always wonderful to dream! Have a great weekend Laura! -Iva

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  13. I love this!! Everything looks awesome!! And I just checked out ThredUp. Ever bought anything from there? I looks super interesting.

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  14. I love this! I have a "One Day, Wedding" board on Pinterest, myself. Ha! And there's not a wedding anywhere in sight! Lol...a girl can dream :)

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  15. What a great to-do list for your wedding. You’ll not have any difficulties in planning your wedding as most of the things you have decided in advance. Brilliant!! Well, I also made such a list but now I am having hard time in finding the affordable outdoor event spaces. Can you help me?

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